I was just tripping out over this song by R, Kelly, "You Remind Me of Something." The video below is like a commercial for Jeep. It was unclear to me if R. Kelly got paid by Jeep so if anyone can find the video credits send me a link.
As for the song itself, the chorus is especially ridiculous:
You remind me of something
I just can't think of what it is
You remind me of my jeep, I want to ride it
Something like my sound, I want to pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I want to wax it
And something like my bank account
I want to spend it, baby
This was well before being known to pee on girls, 1995. Apparently he realized they reminded him of a urinal, he wants to pee on them, Guess it took him some time to figure it out. Previously R Kelly was singing about his bitches being like Jeeps, sound, cars and bank accounts. I can't comprehend comparing a lady to a Jeep to ride, a speaker to molest, car waxing (I'd bet he pays others to wax his baller-mobiles) and bank accounts to spend (unless he is in human trafficking!). In the video he is singing this to his entourage of Jeep followers, sometimes on his cell phone with groups of people (which seems kinda rude, especially with other bitches around him. Why the hell do they care about what his other bitches remind him off?
Expect a remix of this goofy song from yours truly. I'd rather make it something about a girl reminding me of something I can't stand, like stupid Americans or dolled up fake whores.